My sense of humor has a pretty wide range. I find amusement in cornball jokes, witty banter, and gross perversions. Especially the gross perversions, snarf snarf. The following are some recent conversations that really stuck out as extremely hilarious, enough for me to make note to blog 'em up later:8-14-08, internet chat
Trang: im going to write a mission statement later
read it over & over
and stick with it
or u can kill me
hahahah
Bernard: can I anally rape you before killing you?
Trang: ughhh
NO
that
sounds scary
youre a freak
Bernard: ok, I'll just anally rape you AFTER I kill you then
9-3-08, internet chat
me: (looking at a porn site Bernard just told me about) holy mother of GOD http://video.pornorama.com/video31730/Wild_blonde_takes_on_two_enormous_black_cocks
those are the biggest dicks I have EVER seen
that's not even a turn on...that's just...a monstrosity
Phil: not real
me: what?!
prove it
Phil: have you seen a REAL 15-inch penis?
it's very different
i'll show you mine some time
9-6-08, phone call
Me: I just had a $90 meal.
Bernard: What?! And it was Vietnamese food?
Me: Yup.
Bernard: What, did they kill the dog in front of you?
Me: Huh? Oh--shut up!
Bernard: Can you save money by bringing your own dog?
9-21-08, phone call
David: Why are you laughing like that? You did something filthy last night, didn't you? That is a filthy laugh.
Me: (whispers) I got high, and then Bernard gave me three mindblowing orgasms!
David: Wtf?! Man, he's pretty unselfish.
Me: Yeah! And he didn't even give himself one! I vaguely remember asking him, "What about you?" and he replied that he was too tired, and then we both fell asleep.
David: Wow, both of you are unselfish. When I'm in the bedroom, it's all about me me me. In fact, I didn't even know a girl could orgasm!
